Knock Knock Jokes That Never Get Old! 🚪😂
Timeless Fun for Kids, Adults & Everyone in Between
Who’s there?
👉 Only the funniest, most classic, and downright silly knock knock jokes you’ll ever read! Whether you’re 6 or 60, there’s something magical about the rhythm of these quick, clever one-liners. They’re simple, punny, and always catch you off guard—in the best way possible.
👉 Knock knock jokes have stood the test of time for a reason. They’re easy to remember, perfect for sharing at the dinner table, in the classroom, on a road trip, or even in awkward elevator rides (trust us, it breaks the ice!). These jokes aren’t just for kids—they’re for anyone who loves a good laugh without needing to scroll for hours.
👉 From classic punchlines to modern twists, this collection brings together the best knock knock humor out there. Clean, family-friendly, and totally shareable, you’ll find yourself laughing out loud—and maybe even creating your own versions by the end.
👉 So go ahead, open the door to some serious laughter. You never know who’s knockin’… but it’s almost always worth it!
🚪 Knock Knock Jokes - Part 1 🚪
🚪 Knock knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, cow says moooo! 🐄
🚪 Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here! 🥬
🚪 Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! 😢
🚪 Knock knock. Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you! 🤧
🚪 Knock knock. Who's there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business! 😜
🚪 Knock knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police! Open up! 🚓
🚪 Knock Knock Jokes - Part 2 🚪
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! 🥬
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? No need to cry, it’s just a joke! 😢😂
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you! 🤧
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, cow says moooo! 🐄
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car! 🧳
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up! 🚓
🚪 Knock Knock Jokes - Part 3 🚪
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless! ✏️
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you! 🥣
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut forget to smile! 🍩
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a spider! 🕷️😱
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome! 🫡
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O! 🧠
🚪 Knock Knock Jokes - Part 4 🚪
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door! 🕒
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you! 💚
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Calm down, it’s just a joke! 🎉
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business! 😜
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Beak. Beak who? Beak careful what you wish for! 🐤
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you through the window! 👀
🚪 Knock Knock Jokes - Part 5 🚪
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! 😢😂
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you can do, I can do better! 🎶
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to be knocking all day? 😅
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! 🥶
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police open the door, it’s a joke! 🚓😂
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter let me in or I’ll freeze! ❄️🧈
🚪 Knock Knock Jokes - Part 6 🚪
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let me in? 🥚
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome! 😉
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Who. Who who? What are you, an owl? 🦉
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a scary movie! 😱🍦
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, cow says moooo! 🐮
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless. ✏️😄
🚪 Knock Knock Jokes - Part 7 🚪
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car! 🧳😂
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up! 🚨🤣
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you! 💕
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? No thanks, I prefer Google! 😆🔍
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door! 🏃♂️
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you! 🤧😄
🚪 Knock Knock Jokes - Part 8 🚪
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! 😢🤣
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that’s why I’m knocking! 🔔😄
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Beak. Beak who? Beak careful what you ask for! 🐦😂
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter let me in or I’ll freeze! ❄️🧈
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! 🥬❄️
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut forget to laugh at this! 🍩😆
🚪 Knock Knock Jokes - Part 9 🚪
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome! 😄🫡
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a spider! 🕷️😱
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? Cow says moooo! 🐄😂
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me with my homework? 📚🤣
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help with this joke! 🧵😅
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? 🍊🍌
🚪 Knock Knock Jokes - Part 10 🚪
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you! 🤧😂
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you! 🫒❤️
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? Calm down, it’s just a joke! 😅🎉
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up! 🚓🤣
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Wow! You’re excited! 🎉😁
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you’re doing and open up! ⌚😂
🚪 Knock Knock Jokes - Part 11 🚪
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie body home? 🏠😂
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter let me in or I’ll freeze! ❄️🧈
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door! 🧍♂️🚪
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Ice. Ice who? Ice to meet you! 🧊😁
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business! 🙈😂
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Peas. Peas who? Peas give me one more chance! 🫛🙏
🚪 Knock Knock Jokes - Part 12 🚪
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you! 🫒❤️
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome! 🫡😂
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? No thanks, I use Google! 🧠📱
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to be knocking forever? 🥱🚪
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! 😭🤣
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! 🥬❄️
🚪 Knock Knock Jokes - Part 13 🚪
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let me in? 🥚🚪
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you! 🤧😄
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up! 🚓🤣
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? Calm down, it’s just a joke! 😅🎉
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? You sound excited! 🎊😁
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a scary movie! 🍦😱
🚪 Knock Knock Jokes - Part 14 🚪
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless! ✏️😆
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? Cow says mooo! 🐄😂
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter let me in or I’ll freeze! 🧈❄️
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door! 🏃♂️🚪
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peephole and find out! 👀😄
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Ice. Ice who? Ice to meet you! 🧊😎
🚪 Knock Knock Jokes - Part 15 🚪
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! 🥬❄️
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome! 🛡️😁
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! 😢😂
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you! 🫒❤️
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Beak. Beak who? Beak careful what you wish for! 🐦😄
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Nanna. Nanna who? Nanna your business! 😆🚪
🚪 Knock Knock Jokes - Part 16 🚪
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? Cow says mooo! 🐄😂
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Calm down, it’s just a joke! 😅🎉
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I’m scared! 😱🍦
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up! 🚓😂
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? Okay... W-H-O. 😆🔤
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless. ✏️🤦
🚪 Knock Knock Jokes - Part 17 🚪
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, let’s go! 🧳😄
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door! 🧔🚪
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut forget to laugh! 🍩😂
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you through the peephole! 👀😆
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help with this joke! 🪡😄
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Who. Who who? What are you, an owl? 🦉🤣
🚪 Knock Knock Jokes - Part 18 🚪
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! 😢😂
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you! 🫒❤️
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you! 🤧😄
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome! 🛡️😆
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter let me in or I’ll freeze! 🧈🥶
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to be knocking all day? 👊😅
🚪 Knock Knock Jokes - Part 19 🚪
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! 🥬❄️
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, cow says moooo! 🐄😂
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Peas. Peas who? Peas give me one more joke! 🟢🤣
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Calm down, it’s just a joke! 🤠😆
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up! 🚨😂
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? No, YOU’RE a poo! 💩🤣
🚪 Knock Knock Jokes - Part 20 🚪
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you through the window! 🧊👀
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, let’s go! 🎒😂
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police stop with the jokes! 🚓😄
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Nanna. Nanna who? Nanna your business! 🙈🤣
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya stop asking and laugh? 😅🇰🇪
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless. ✏️😆
🚪 Knock Knock Jokes - Part 21 🚪
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you! 🫒❤️
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! 😢😆
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter let me in or I’ll melt! 🧈🤣
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Beak. Beak who? Beak careful what you say! 🐦😄
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome! 🎖️😆
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like another joke? 😄📣
🚪 Knock Knock Jokes - Part 22 🚪
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up! 🚨😂
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? No thanks, I prefer Google! 🥴📱
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a bug! 🐛😱
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you can do, I can do better! 🎶😄
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Wow, you’re good at yodeling! 🎵😆
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for another joke! ⏰🤣
🚪 Knock Knock Jokes - Part 23 🚪
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, cow says moooo! 🐄😂
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Etch. Etch who? Bless you! 😷😄
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome! 💪😆
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let me in? 🚪🥹
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless! ✏️😅
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you! 🫒❤️
🚪 Knock Knock Jokes - Part 24 🚪
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! 😢😂
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to hear another joke? 😄🎤
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter let me in or I’ll melt! 🧈🔥
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you! You sneezed again! 🤧😅
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Peas. Peas who? Peas give me another chance! 🟢😆
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here! 🥬❄️
🚪 Knock Knock Jokes - Part 25 🚪
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up! 🚓😂
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door! 🏃♂️😆
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a scary movie! 🍦😱
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car! 🎒🚗
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you can do, I can do better! 🎶😄
🚪 Knock knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Wow! You’re excited too! 🤠🎉
Final Laughs: Because Who Could Ever Get Enough Knock Knock Jokes? 🚪😂
👉 So… did you laugh? Groan? Maybe both? Don’t worry — that’s exactly how knock knock jokes are meant to work. They’re cheesy, silly, sometimes eye-roll-worthy, and yet somehow still ridiculously fun. Whether you’re a dad, a kid, a teacher, or just someone who needed a mental break today, we’re glad you stopped by for some classic punchline therapy.
👉 Think about it — when was the last time someone said “Knock knock” and you didn’t smile just a little? It’s like comedy muscle memory. You hear the setup, your brain gears up for something ridiculous, and boom — laughter (or at least a good-natured groan). That’s the magic of these timeless little jokes.
👉 What makes them even better? You don’t need a stand-up mic or a Netflix special to tell them. Just two people, a knock, and a punny punchline. They’re the universal language of “I’m here to make you laugh… badly, but with love.”
👉 So whether you’re planning to share these with your kids at bedtime, make your friends cringe-laugh at brunch, or just use them to annoy your coworkers in the best way possible — go for it. We fully support your right to be joyfully corny.
👉 And hey, don’t be a stranger. Come back soon for more laughs, more silliness, and more good vibes. Because in a world full of chaos, a knock knock joke might be exactly what we need to keep things light.
👉 Now go ahead, share a few with someone who needs a smile today.
Just don’t blame us when they roll their eyes. 😄🚪💬